alison brie @ global green's pre-oscar party

I love you so much Brie that I am going to give it you straight: NO. Just no. I am super excited for Community to come back in a couple of weeks though. And I guess your legs look pretty good.

emma stone at the vanity fair oscar party

I'm a bit behind on my red carpet voyeurism this year because they have been so dreadfully dull that I can't bring myself to do it, but what happened!? The giant red bow dress wasn't her greatest pick, but this is just...completely cracky in so many ways. Also, this is apparently Chanel??
Emma is not even the only one who wore a dress like this, as Ginnifer Goodwin wore a similar cocktail length design by Peter Som to the same party. So, dear designers: NO.